One couple I know
married abroad specifically to piss off both sets of relatives. Bride was from England, groom was from Australia, so they knew they'd put out a lot of people regardless of where they held the wedding so they went to Vegas and had a quickie one done in a casino. Aceness.
( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

By a midget dressed as Elvis?
That's my dream wedding. I don't even like Elvis, but I really like midgets.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

your porn collection concurs

( djtrialprice, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I told Mark we should do that
But he thinks it'd be wrong and he wants to invite all his friends and have a big party.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 1 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)