Well it was a very original present.
I don't know how you're going to top it.
I just attract shit presents, My flat secret santa gave me £20 worth of coconuts. That's 34 coconuts.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's inventive, I'll give them that.
If I remember your birthday, and feel generous, I'll come up with something.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

1st of October.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Ok, so a bin full of sick and 34 coconuts have been done...
I shall start thinking.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I think that was a genius present.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I wrapped them up and passed them on.
I took one to 5th Av and confused the hell out of the bouncers
Some of them I used to scare my friend,
The rest I left at home and my mum fed them to the birds.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Jun 2010, 12:48, Reply)