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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Since Monty isn't around to tout its benefitsLord's Prayer Wank
Wrist exercise from the frantic pummelling of your spam javelin (or, indeed, from the frantic paddling of your hairy canoe)
Relaxation associated with "scream therapy," i.e., from the hysterical crying and yelling of the Lord's Prayer
Relaxation associated with a damn good wank
And probably some cardiovascular workout from all the yelling - it's quite a long prayer.
No idea how many calories a single session might burn off, but I'm sure you'll feel better for it.
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