Whenever I go out, I pretend to be this wild, drunken flirting machine who'll pull anyone.
But really I'm very shy and quiet and want nothing more than to be in bed by half nine with a hot chocolate and antiques roadsh-Ha, no sorry. I can't even pretend to pull that one off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hmm
chocolate cock

Too easy
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:08, Reply)

"too easy"
That's a bit harsh... true though, she is.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Haha
On the ball already today, aren't you
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I don't feel it
It was a real struggle to get out of bed today.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:24, Reply)

I didn't have a problem, but I didn't want to.
Mother rang my landline (which is as far away from the bed as possible) at half seven.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 9:28, Reply)