When I used to want a kid
I told my cousin my name and she took it, but then she changed it, and then she had a boy, so she couldn't call him that anyway.
And now everyone is calling their kid that so they're welcome to it, and I changed my mind last year, so I won't be having any.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You wanted to call your daughter
Chardonay?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Fosters

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Castlemein XXXX

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

In reality it would probably be Carlsberg Export

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Bulmers
sounds like a rugby players name
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Addlestones
Sounds like a Gentleman Explorer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Smirnoff
Sounds Russian
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)