EH?
Football's entirely for benders, what on earth are you on about?

Bunch of preening ponces mincing about with alice bands on, crying when they scuff their knees, having a big cuddle with their friends and then all jumping into a bath together?

BENDERS, I SAY.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:40, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

^^ THIS in vast quantities ^^

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I wasn't talking about the players
How many gay men watch football?

Note: the answer "one, you!" is not funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:43, Reply)

loads
including you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Most of them firmly closeted bumders

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Gregg Wallace from Masterchef, for one
West Ham thug, raving bum-wrangler.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I never knew Gregg Wallace was a bumder
Amazing how much celebrity gossip you're privy to, Monty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Isn't it just?
I know some ghastly things about some ghastly people...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I, for one, do not believe you
and would like proof
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I don't understand.
You don't believe I know some awful things about some awful people? I've just told you that fucking humpty dumpty cunt is a bumlord. Is that not proof enough?

Or you don't believe he's a bender? If the latter I would imagine some judicious googling would support me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I believe you about the terrifying huge-mouthed twat as I have no reason to doubt you and caanot be arsed to Google him
I want more celebrity gossip, Perez
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I've done some judicious googling
and have found nothing conclusive either way

only thing I found was that he met his fiancée on Twitter.

He does seem like a bumlord though

edit: bing: www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1194587/Is-Masterchef-star-Greg-Wallaces-latest-romance-recipe-disaster.html

admittedly it's in the Mail, but doesn't look like a gay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Gay saunas, I heard.
Frequently.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

maybe he just likes other men checking out his wang

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 17:10, Reply)

seconded

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:44, Reply)