too obvious
the mating ritual of the Vipros of the genus 'Smug'

First this soberly clad bird hops in a rhythmic circle around the intended, before plying her with pastry based treats on a raised platform, while offering a glass of rather nice white. The appropriate mating time can be judged by the look of intense pleasure in himself on his face, only when all these factors have been brought into combination will the Vipros truely come into his own
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you know it'd work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)