I got jumped on by 3 chavs while at Uni
I was walking home drunk on Lothian Road in Edinburgh and god be my witness I didn't do anything to warrant a beating. 3 bastards kicked the fuck out of me, ambulance called and everything.

So while I got a lot of sympathy, it wasn't too bad as I was that drunk there wasn't much pain at the time and it was a case of "waking up" in the ambulance a little worse for wear.

I'd like to say I gave as good as I got but I think it was more "assume foetal position asap".

Nice cheery story for you, but clubbers beware walking through rough areas alone.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)