My favourite is the 'yeah well it's well-written that's why I like it' in response to some piece of sweaty-handed amateur porn.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I went camping over the last bank holiday
and a friend of a friend decided to regale the entire gathering with one of Spanky's stories as they had found it particularly amusing. The overblown metaphor and simile was awful, and the whole thing was frankly embarrassing when read aloud.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I wrote one of those once
It wasn't well written at all, but still made first page, which surprised me a lot.

Give the people what the people wants :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Ah yes, I remember that one.
A classic of the genre.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I loved the discussion afterwards
About if I was a girl or a boy. I still don't understand how that changes anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

It changes EVERYTHING
*prepares wanking gloves*
( broadsword, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I have to admit
That I'll never understand you lot.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)