You could try hanging the dress up in the bathroom whilst you have your shower.
Probably the daftest thing I've done under the influence of alcohol was done jointly with some friends. We were out for a drink just before Christmas. One of the lads had been late, so arrived in his car with the intention of leaving it in the pub car park. When it got to half past ten (this was in the days of fixed closing times) we were discussing whether to go to a club or for something to eat, etc. Eventually it was decided that we'd all head back to Dave's house for more drinks. Not Dave's mum's house that was about a mile away, but the house that Dave shared with fellow students 70 miles away in Nottingham. Yeah it'll be right laugh, we might get there in time to go to Rock City or just have drinks at the house and then in the morning we'll do our Christmas shopping.
The driver on account of being late out had drank less than the rest of us, but would still have been over the limit. He had a bottle of whisky in the car which we swigged from the bottle en route (I don't even like the stuff.) Of course by the time we'd parked up we didn't fancy clubbing and instead ending up going in the house which hadn't had any heating on for a week and in which there was no food , and finished the whisky. In the morning having slept in the damp feeling house in our smoked infused clothes, no-one really fancied Christmas shopping. So without even getting breakfast we drove home.
Silly cunts.
(Cave Duck, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)