hopefully I gave him aids.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:53, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

you almost certainly gave him face-aids
I've seen pics of you...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

That was before my weight loss as well,
so he humped a whale.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

I now have "Hobo Humping Slobo Babe" stuck in my head
I had forgotten about that until now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

OH MY GOD
I just remembered me and dj were drunkenly discussing music on Saturday and I said "I do hope Lab isn't the dj in the Krazyhouse who hadn't heard of Hobo Humping Slobo Babe that time. I'd be so let down" and he said "If he didn't have a mohican it wasn't him" and I said "Dunno, I was drunk, shocked and angry"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Haha!
I never DJd the Kray, they were right arseholes about it when asked as well. I also didn't have a mo' when in Liverpool, I had bright blue dreads.
Very random though!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

I thought you'd done a bit there
Did you do the Mardi though?

And I'm so glad it wasn't you. Oh, but they knew Limp Fucking Biskit didn't they eh!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Nope, I only did my own cybergoth/industrial/powernoise night called Sanctuary
And played a little at a goth night in Manc, plus a one-off night there that I forget the name of, but it was massive.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Fair dooz
I thought you'd dabbled in the venues here.
And DJ'd as well, boom boom!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Eyyyy ;)
We also pissed off the folk who run the Kray by putting up flyers for Sanctuary over town. Apparently they don't like competition, even though 90% of our crowd never went to the Kray on a Friday anyway.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

nothing wrong with being an ex-fatty
however, being a fat bloke meant that I have no real answers to the question posed in the OP. I only really got together with people who had got to know how awesome I am, rather than going on appearance.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I was kidding, I've always been this thin
*smugs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

LIES
I've seen the pic, and frankly, it's fucking vile.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)

haha
I might ask the guy who photoshopped me to do all my holiday snaps before I put them on facebook. That'll give you lot something to wank over.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's libel
I am outraged that you imply that I, upon friending a girl, go hunting for the bikini pics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

can you honestly deny
that you haven't seen my bikini pics from my holiday in Shagaluf?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I admit I've scanned through most of your pics

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I knew it!
It's a shame I'm so unphotogenic, I look way less retarded in real life, honest.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Sure
And I bet you've gone through my pics looking for bikini shots. perve.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

that's hurtful
you've opened me up to spill my insecurities and then you throw it back in my face.

you are worse than hitler with aids
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I'm sorry
You're beautiful now though and that's all that matters.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

now though and that's all that matters. no matter what they say. Words can't bring you down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)

If I ever meet Veepro
I'm going to sing that to him, whilst walking slowly towards him and making wild gesticulations about how powerful the song is. As I reach him, he'll start sobbing, we'll embrace, I'll pat him on the back as he sobs his pain away and it'll all be fine.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:15, Reply)

this is definitely going to happen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I can't sing to be honest
so I've fallen at the first hurdle. I'll probably just high five you and then you can teach me how to surf.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:19, Reply)

that'll work too
I'm all about the high fives
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Talking of surfing
I'm up for giving it a go. What beaches do you go to, and do any do kit hire?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I tend to go to Saunton and Woolacombe
because I'm a longboarder. they are also massive and you can get away from the cunts.

you can hire stuff at or near both. most decent beaches have hire places nearby
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Did you have an instructor when you first started out
or did you just give it a bash and see what happened?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I used to bodyboard
could do a load of tricks and stuff, but a few of my mates surfed properly (they are the ones who are awesome now)

I didn't go for ages while I was at uni and started again when I started working, cos most of my office surf. had a shit time bodyboarding one day, and that coupled with my mate barry looking cool on his longboard made me take surfing up properly.

Even being shit at surfing is better than being good at bodyboarding.

I knew the principles of it, and knew about how waves worked and stuff, so just got into it. Lessons are only worthwhile if you can't go really regularly. It's all about catching as many waves as possible to learn how to do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Thanks
I think I'll wait until I'm somewhere warm and beautiful, the likelihood of me catching decent waves in Manchester are slim.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Noted, thanks!
Was thinking of a weekend camping down in Devon with the missus.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

let me know when and I'll come and meet you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Awesome!
It's merely a pleasant thought at the mo, nothing planned, but will let you know.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

"...I'm a longboarder"
That's some neat returning to the thread topic, there.
(Cave Duck, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)