it seems to be the word of the day
it is like "nice eyes". countless men say this. i presume what they really mean is "fuck, massive norks. but this way you might think i am more sensitive and am not just wondering how to bone you and then fuck off."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Greek men always hiss something about eyes at you as they slope off with their books
thinking they've tenderised you nicely for the next encounter.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:30, Reply)

"thinking they've tenderised you nicely for the next encounter."
Haha! I love that!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:31, Reply)

maybe that is greek for "nice norks"?
my favourite greek guy story ever is my friend ali who was teaching english in greece for a year. she was shagging a greek guy and one night he rang for phone sex.

turned out the next day it hadn't been him. so she had phone sex with a completely random hissing greek stranger (most likely one of her teenage pupils as they were the only ones with the number). hilarious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:33, Reply)

That made me get a red face and I don't even know her

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

it is utterly horrendous
and as she didn't speak any greek, she had no idea if the whole class was laughing at her!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:44, Reply)

what's even worse
is when they get the colour of your eyes wrong as they do that sequence of events like 'what lovely blue eyes'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)

yeah
you have a lovely pair of...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:35, Reply)

*thinks desperately to fill in silence*
I reckon they just go for blue as the most likely answer
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:36, Reply)

i do quite like men with blue eyes though
it can be a very good look. piercing, like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I didn't like blue eyes until 2008

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:42, Reply)

it's more about shape and intensity/sparkle
than colour i guess. but blue is generally a winner for me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Yes
Brown eyes can't light up as much, even though they're lovely
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I have hazel eyes
Does that mean I'm handsome?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:49, Reply)

well you might have a face like a lizard, so I dunno

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

We're friends on FB...
So you can see my real, non-lizard-y face.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I just looked
You'll do. Your lady is very pretty too.
She hasn't got Vip's mrs's jugs or nose, but she's a bobby dazzler all the same.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Oh she's a corker alright
And she has lovely norks, they make me feel molesty.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Oh that's lovely
I actually mean that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I meant it in the nicest possible way
She is utterly beautiful.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I can't think who she reminds me of
but it's someone pretty so it's ok
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Good
She has a definite natural beauty to her.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

awwww you're sweet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:04, Reply)

there's nowt sweet about my intentions...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:05, Reply)

beast

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:09, Reply)

i am sure you are stunning
but it is all relative. oh wait, roota beat me to it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I was expecting "Hurr, you're ugly" from my jovial fishing comment
Actually getting backhanded compliments is worse.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)