Goddammit
I just accidentally clicked 'I like this' on my own post. Duuuh.

...and you, you beard-faced fuck, how dare you not get all UPSET ONLINE at my attempt to wind you up last week. You fucker, I had contingency plans in place and everything
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:51, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't get upset by things
and let's face it, I was being a bit of a cunt

what were the contingency plans? you've piqued my curiosity now.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Oh, you'll have to wait and see
but let's just say that it was going to be so out of order, I reckon I probably could have got your back up.
Maybe I'll post it later tonight, I don't have the files on me.

You weren't being that much of a cunt, you bloody woman
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 15:56, Reply)

that's why I said a bit of a cunt
that'd have to pretty out of order. but I know you have it in you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Alright
but promise you won't cry, ok? It is a toned-down version of what I originally had in mind, but I will post later
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I can't promise not to cry I'm afraid
you might hit upon my weakness.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:21, Reply)