Don't ever cross her
One guy pushed in front of her at the bar, she just went fucking crazy, fuckin' teeth and claws everywhere. They guy looked like he'd had a threesome in a washing machine with a couple of bobcats.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And not the good kind of threesome

(Bazongaloid, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I think I saw her pull each of his toes off and throw them through, actually through, his chest.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Arf
When I was little my Mum accidentally killed two cats in our washing machine.
It was quite an horrific sight, I can tell you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Bet she was gutted
when she found out you'd managed to escape from the sack and had put the cats in instead.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:07, Reply)

*more tea on the screen*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 16:15, Reply)