if your cousin is at uni here
then he is clearly a braying idiot with a popped collar who failed to get into Oxford or Cambridge. He is almost certainly called Rupert.

you are probably right about the climate. The South West is better than the rest of the country.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have a relative called Rupert
He earns more in a month than I do in 6, drives a Porsche and is a bit arrogant.

I've never looked in his bread bin, but I'd be surprised if croissants didn't feature.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:12, Reply)

If that's the key to success
Why don't you all change your names to Rupert and call your sons Rupert as well?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:36, Reply)

You are almost entirely correct
His name is Bryn by virtue of that side of my family's Welshness, but he is a twat. I haven't seen him since 2002 because even then he was a spoiled little shite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 9:18, Reply)