People who are rude when I've been really helpful
Like when I've held a door or something.
They should have their faces grated and be told how lovely I am and how they shouldn't have made a mug of me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Some people honestly think that being rude is the way to get free stuff from life
I've learnt this from my years in retail and customer service. Some folk call these people "customers". I have a more succint name for them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

yes but they'e not going to get anything from a random woman on the street
who has just held a door for them.
I know 'customers' do it, but ehy when they're just in human being mode?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I'm not convinced that the sort of person who assumes shouting on the phone will get them a discount
is capable of being any less of a cunt when they're not in the process of buying stuff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:27, Reply)

cunts?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Give that woman a biscuit

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

It's cuntstomers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I like
slightly unwieldy though. Lacks the entertaining punch of "cunts". God that's a good word.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)

yeah but you can say it within earshot and not get caught

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

My, you're a crafty one
DJTP must be rethinking every pet name you've ever whispered breathily in his ear right now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

FUGLY!
FUGLY HARDER!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

*sniggers*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)

yay, biscuit!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

*flings chocolate digestives at Manchester*
I have some vague idea that you live in Manchester
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

I go to uni in Manchester.
I'm currently back in Cheshire for the summer. But its close enough.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)

My aim when flinging a packet of biscuits about 250 miles probably isn't accurate enough to be sure of hitting Manchester anyway
If you go outside at about 1.53pm and look up, you might get lucky

Or a bird might shit on you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I missed 1:53. :(
Throw another one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Alright, but this is the last one
I can't afford to keep North-west England in biscuits, you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)