metrosexual = gay without the bumsex
or possibly = gay coward
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No,
Metrosexual = a man who's comfortable enough with his sexuality to endure the brickbats of others. A man who's not so insecure as to need to grow a massive sodding beard to throw people off the scent
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:36, Reply)

a man who's comfortable enough with his sexuality to endure the brickbats of others. A man who's not so insecure as to need to grow a massive sodding beard to throw people off the scent A Colossal Raving Bumder on a public tram system
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'm flattered that you consider insulting me to be worth so much effort

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Oh, don't worry, it wasn't that much effort.
(Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, mainly)

Plus my humour is still at the level where phrases such as "Colossal raving bumder" make me laugh.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

The fact that I just giggled at that
suggests that I am in no position to lecture you on your maturity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)