True, it does have a habit of sticking around
Like one of those guests that just doesn't quite get the hint that they've outstayed their welcome.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Had that problem last night
Mate of mine was over for the football, and ended up staying throughout both matches even though his antihystemines meant he was a dopey tool and no fun at all.

But in all fairness, AIDS doesn't bring you beer or order you pizza, so the comparison is a mite harsh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:21, Reply)

This is the problem
You're being too soft with them. You've got to tell them they're as bad as AIDS, it's the only language the bastards understand.

(Though it might be a little over the top as they plead,
"Sorry mate, I just wanted to watch the second match..."
as you scream
"NO! GET OUT! YOU'RE AS BAD AS AIDS BEING SPREAD BY A PAEDO-HITLER!")
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

It's a good job I throw parties so infrequently owing to laziness
or a future QOTW may be treated to a story involving those very words
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 28 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)