I'd like to be a a world famous rock band
and to have Bono and The Edge suggest they join us on stage like the Edge did with Muse at Glastonbury, then I could (in front of journalists) go "fuck off, you twats are fucking useless"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Would you have pre-armed the audience with rotten tomatos?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

and blunderbusses

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I BET you have a blunderbuss by your front door

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

It's an elephant gun
With a pith helmet perched on top.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I fucking wish

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Monty will lend you both
He's a nice chap like that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)