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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Every time I press Return I get a window about sound and playback devicesWhy? Alternatively (I would put this all on a new line but the return button problem prohibits me from doing that) if you could be famous for one day what would you do and what would you be famous for? (Excuse the appalling syntax but loss of return is putting me off).
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:49,
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You said that last nightI did....well, at least I put it into hibernation....that's not the same, is it? No. Okay, I'll try turning it off and then on again.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:58,
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*awaits being hit when I get home*[edit]
Hibernation isn't the same as a reboot. I reckon one of the fn keys has been accidentally pressed or something, but I could quite easily be completely wrong.
You haven't let y/m near it have you? She kills laptops like flies.
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OMGeee!It would appear that your advice has worked.
Whodathoughtit? Eh?
Now answer the question.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:13,
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OkayI'd be Tony Blair for the day.
Because I'd throw myself off Beachy Head and wake up as me the next morning.
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I thought I was the only one who thought things like thisI would trade places with this guy at work that I hate and get "I'M A CUNT" tattooed to his face.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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I don't want to eat junk foodI want my laptop to behave! ;)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 10:59,
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I'd be famous for being a straight man with a beautiful girlfriend who everyone assumes is gay because they're jealous of the aforementioned beautiful girlfriend, probablyI'd use my fame to order a hit on Michael McIntyre
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Some problems with your suggestiona) Tom Cruise is clearly not straight
b) Katie Holmes munts
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I can say with some confidence that this is not the caseKatie Holmes is definitely a munter. If you disagree then you're gay
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+ in the face with my cock, because I'm actually a woofter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:04,
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You want to be PJM?Look, this is my question and therefore my little world
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:14,
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They work hard and they PLAY HARD!"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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Anyone who doesn't appreciate the genius of the Simpsonshas no right to eyes
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that is a particular stand out moment as welland it has led to me having the song stuck in my head
I fear I may lose concentration and blurt it out really loud and in falsetto
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:34,
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Why would you want to blind me?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56,
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but the Simpsons are shitand this is from someone who watched all of Gundam Wing when she was ten
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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Ah, well, you see, you're just wrong about thatand you've avoided the more personal question
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I'm always right. Well known factI'm fine thanks, it is far too warm here though, and I've done so much walking that my legs hurt quite a lot. I'm bored already to be honest
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:12,
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So you ARE still in Malta*furiously cancels text*
Just relax and concentrate on getting a tan so you can make me feel especially white four weeks on Friday
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Nope, Theatreland!Although just in case of a sudden change in career I turn up for work in a hardhat, boots and a check shirt with the sleeves rolled up.
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I trust you have grown a suitable moustache(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:27,
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Yes, I want to be PJMApparently he has a six-pack, which my months of training imply will take further months of training to achieve
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Was that a vague compliment?You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar
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You have to burn 9,000,000 caloriesevery day.
He's like the Chuck Norris of gyms.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:17,
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And the massive cock, don't forget that(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:18,
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I already have a massive cockIt's the gifts nature doesn't provide that are difficult
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too easy?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:33,
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I can assure you he didIt was like a fucking car wash. On his face
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Try checking that you haven't accidentally got shift/control/alt lock on somehow.I don't know how you would do this, or if control and alt locks actually exist. Shift lock is real though and it makes very odd things happen.
/not as geeky as he looks
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I wish my keyboard had a shift lock button on it*sigh* :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:10,
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Based on the people I work with,I'd always assumed that the correct method of activating shift lock was mashing the keyboard with your face.
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I probably did this yesterdaywhile watching another episode of 'Rescue Me' - naked firemen.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:16,
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When I worked in ITthis dozy moo used to ring up all the time with "Help, I've got a message asking me if I want to turn on sticky keys!". I would explain every single time that in word if you hold down the shift key it will bring that message up. It happened almost daily.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:36,
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I got fired when I phoned IT and told them about my sticky keys.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:42,
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What the hell are sticky keys?(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56,
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I could show you but you might complain to the mods.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:41,
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If it was for only one day and everything went back to the way it was the day afterI'd probably go on a killing spree.
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Peej, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:08,
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I would like to be a famous writer for a dayI want to know what it feels like to see your name on a shit load of books in bookshops, I want to host big Q&A sessions with legions of my adoring fans who ask me stupid questions like "Where do you get your ideas?" and "Can you relate to your characters?"
Basically I want to be Stephen King for a day, as long as I dont have to fuck his fat ugly wife or get run over.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:11,
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I'd be famous for being Jeff's mistress.I mean his wife is hot and all but I bet there's some things she won't do.
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:11,
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Whinge on internet message boards?(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:15,
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Pfft!How long do I have to stop whinging on here before everyone stops referring to me as the whingy one, albeit deserved?
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girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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You're too good for the likes of Jeff, Ms BlouseHe wouldn't know what to do with you!
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Dammiti'm no good at baiting people on tinterweb
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:21,
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How long will it take before people stop thinkingI'm some kind of horrific bully?
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Or really, really fat?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:31,
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Well, they'll never stop thinking thatsince I am really, really fat.
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You make me look like a waif.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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If I sat down next to youyou would blow away in the breeze created by my stomach rolls oscillating
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And on the other side of the world, several islands would be engulfed in tidal waves.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:35,
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And they talk funnyGhastly accent. I can't be doing with it. I really do think you should sit down, Mr Al.
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But you're from there!(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:42,
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*facepalms*Yup. According to one Algerian, one guy who came from a town near mine and has had the same thing happen to him, and, most confusingly, a real Australian. I suppose it doesn't make me cringe as much as being mistaken for some ghastly public school oik, but it does leave me befuddled in a befuddling sort of way...
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Oh public school oiksThere were lots of them in France. You do sound like many of the ones I've met, but I have to say, disregarding my ex, all of them have been straight. So you're free there.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:46,
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I swear I visibly shudderEvery time I go abroad and overhear, cutting through all and any background noise like a fucking foghorn,
"Oh, par-lay voo on-glay, gar-sonn?"
And then, even though my own atrocious French accent has had me mistaken for a Belgian (less confusing than Aussie), I try my best to blend in and not be recognised as English, lest they come and talk to me or, worse, ask me what fucking school I went to.
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Oh no, we were in a little pocket of Surbiton-en-Franceit was entertaining. And they made me feel very common by declaring I was very obviously Northern. I'm only SLIGHTLY obviously Northern.
My French accent always was horrific, as I could never be bothered. It picked up for my GCSEs (I did my presentation involving the ocular state of the frontman of Sigur Ros and his guitar playing techniques, among other things) but was still shoddy. Still got me an A* though. Lol.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:52,
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I overheard an american woman asking a waiter at a cafeif they had a "MACK-A-ROOOOOON! DO YOU HAVE A MACK-A-ROOOOOOON?" and obviously he had no idea what she was blathering on about so he just stared blankly at her.
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Of course, you'd eaten them all.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:55,
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You are probably one of the least Northern-sounding Northerners I knowSo I guess you must have been somewhere round Provence? Or the Dordogne? Actually, I don't know where they flock these days...
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I've met him and I didn't know that either.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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Just in case there's any confusion:I'm not. I'm so dreadfully English that my family shares a name with a pokey little village in the East Midlands. But for some reason I have had three people in recent years ask me whether I was Aussie, which...well, you've heard my accent, becky.
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DamnOn the day of the fourth ODI I'd like an Aussie to mock. Not Poppet, she's lovely. No offence. I'm from the East Midlands, is your surname Gunthorpe?
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A bit further SouthAnd - ironically enough - less English-sounding. (Quite a silly-sounding name, if that helps)
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DangIf it's further north than Grantham I probably don't know it, being from Nottingham. Based on your last post I shall hazard a guess that your surname is Ashby de la Zouch
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Sorry, edited it after a look at Google maps, it's actually further SouthEdit: Though Ashby-de-la-Zouche would be an awesome surname...
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Let's just save ourselves some time hereIs it anywhere near Nottingham?
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GahFrankly, I won't lower myself to such levels. Yes I know Ashby is in Leicestershire, one of my best friends is from there. I shall simply assume your surname is "desperation"
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You should still mock Poppetask her what she intends to contribute to the economy during these times of economic austerity.
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Cafes and restaurants will always need waitresses.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:21,
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You mean to say a high school graduation isn't enough these days?Well OH EM GEE. What will she do?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:26,
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she was only able to get a tourist visaso I imagine she will be doing touristy things
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:32,
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I'm also worried about the migrant cap which has just been imposed(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Ahhhhhhhhh, I see. I feel blonde now. You are afterall terribly terribly british(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:20,
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I was going to say exactly the same thing(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:34,
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I think Bert is working on stealing the title(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:37,
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I never thought you were a cunt in the first placealthough I've never suffered at the hands of your wrath.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:44,
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Bert is more generally abusiveAl concentrates his bullying in streams of viciousness designed to overlook his pathetic jealousy and need for attention
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Well, every exchange of opinions I've ever had with Al has begun withhim telling me what a phenomenally ugly cunt I am and how I'm unbelievably lucky to have a girlfriend like mine
It's a good job I don't have huge self-esteem problems and spend every day wondering why on earth a woman as beautiful as Ms Foxtrot would give me a second look, eh? Oh...
Plus, he SO wants me.
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If you were the sort of person who woke up every morningwondering why the woman next to you hadn't snuck off in the middle of the night to find someone who could satisfy her and who she could look in the face without a feeling of intense nausea, then you wouldn't be the Darth Foxtrot we all know and, well, post replies too.
Also, you would have gone to KFC by now. But if you're lucky a b3tan might have called the police on your behalf.
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I have two theories about youOne is that you so want me.
The other is that, like everyone else who calls me gay, you're consumed by outrageous jealousy that my girlfriend is massively more attractive than anyone you've ever been anywhere near, and you can't work out how I pulled her.
Frankly, I think the first is more likely.
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Ahh, but to blow your second theory out of the water, I've seen Mrs to be Al and she's totally hot. I would.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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I'm surprised that you can't string a sentence together. No wait, I'm not.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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Oh, I really wish I could defend myself against thatI can't even be bothered to ninja it. Am suitably embarrassed
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But he's right, so what's the problem(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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Fucking hell, you're hilariousI absolutely have not heard that before *claps*
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world's most annoying post?could be
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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This is me caringSo so much.
Hello croissantchops, how goes it?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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not badaside from the horrible personal attacks that have been made against me
if only I understood where Ian Dury was coming from my life would be so much better.
how are you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:09,
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Who's making personal attacks? Want me to fuck their shit up? I'm only about for a limited time today as I have naps to fit in since bastard cat woke me at 4:30am today.(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:13,
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naa it's coolcave duck was just being emo and sensitive. I'll forgive him, otherwise he might cut himself.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:16,
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I concurDamn, I thought it was going to fuck up the whole popular page, but it didn't :(
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:08,
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Al does seem to have some idea of where the line isBert is so far over the line, he can't even se the line, the line is a dot to him.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:45,
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Fuck I knew I knew that from somewhereI'll go and stand in the corner and think about what I've done
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:06,
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FunnyI was about to say something about croissants. Maybe we've swapped brains without realising?
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I though Vipros had started mincing more than usual.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:41,
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HmmmmmVipros does have a hot fiancee. And I've never seen Vipros and Darth in the same room together.
I have a conspiracy theory!
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it's wrongI can't dance for shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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That sentence makes no senseIf you're going to mock me, O'Hara, at least get the grammar right
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ooh I missed a t off, throw me to the lions!(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:45,
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I remember on Windows if you pressed shift 5 times something REALLY irritating happenedsomething like Smart Keys or something, where normal was caps and caps was normal. Highly infuriating. I am now a MacFag so never have to deal with more than 3 buttons at a time.
This is more a nuisance than something to be famous for, but I'd like to be an "artist" (obviously not, but that's probably the only way I could get away with it), get a load of canvas and scaffolding poles, and erect a canvas barrier across both sides of Waterloo Bridge on the railings. Then paint a notice saying something to teh effect of "TOURISTS: Yes, the view is pretty, but DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD OR ELSE I'LL THROW YOU OFF THE FUCKING BRIDGE"
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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They can go and die, franklyAlso, I saw your post in an old thread- come along to Font too, when we get round to it. It's sad that the last time I went there (i think) was the drunkest I've ever been - so drunk I don't know if I threw up or hallucinated throwing up...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:42,
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Well it's to be expected with £2 cocktails.Applebite (for Destruction) has got my number so drop me a text when you're going and I'll come down. Or up, my geography is rubbish. Manchester is pretty flat, so I'll come across.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:46,
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Looks like sometime in July, as she's off on hols.It'd be nice to meet you!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48,
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You'll make me feel old with your studenty ways.(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:50,
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If you can get commissioned to do thatI'll build you the fucking trebuchet.
IT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE THEY UNDERSTAND probably because English isn't their first and we're no good at speaking forrin...
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Waterloo Bridge is the worst fucking bridge in the whole of London.Pretty views, busy, being carved up by roadworks, too long, the only one I NEED to use on a regular basis, full of tourists. Tower Bridge is pretty bad for people stopping in the middle of the pavement for photos, but I don't use it regularly.
As for speaking Forrin, my French consisted of "Je suis desolee, je ne suis pas forte en francais." and "Je bande pour toi" (thanks for sending me that site. If only I could have learnt more...)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:40,
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CycleIt beats having to share pavement space with sudden stopping tourists.
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Are you ready to hate me?...I've never learned to ride a bike.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:44,
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I was terrified the first time my dad decided it was time I learnt to ride without themMy sister, on the other hand, hadn't even got the hang of brakes; she'd been quite happy for her stabilised bike to just roll to a halt. So when my dad took the stabilisers off hers, instead of learning to use the brakes, she'd just jump off the bike.
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I was a gobshiteMy mum and dad were running up and down the street for hours holding the seat of my bike to no avail.
My uncle, on witnessing this poncery, sat me on a very high Budgie and just pushed me into the distance, thus meaning I HAD to learn to ride without stabilisers.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:06,
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I know you're not very big...but a budgie?
Not an eagle?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:16,
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HahahaI have just pictured the young Roota, with her home-cut bob, giant fringe and body of a pipe-cleaner doll, zooming around the estate on the back of a budgerigar!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:22,
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'm proud to be the b3ta
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:45,
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Would you like to ring my bell?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:47,
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No thank youKind of you to offer though
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48,
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I've had my saddle replaced since the last one...(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48,
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Still I must politely decline(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:50,
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In all fairness, you did snog ChompyLabs doesn't want to catch it
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I ALSO SNOGGED APPLEBITE AND AMBERLWHY DOES NO ONE BRING THIS UP, IT'S AWESOME.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:53,
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I can't remember if tongues were involved.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57,
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for Chompy?yes they were. We saw
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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O_OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I was praying there wasn't.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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Shall I lie for light relief?It was only a peck on his lips
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:04,
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:(Oh god, I really am a netbike.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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noyou're not. There was no groping, fumbling or otherwise awkward manoeuvres. So you are saved. It was just a kiss
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:07,
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A deep, passionate kissWhere time seemed to stand still, gently harp music being played from somewhere on high, as some kind of primordial energy sparked between you and Chompy.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:10,
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You weren't even there and you could still tell that. Amazing :)(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:12,
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Such was the Love between themI could feel it, it was like 40 billion souls stunned into silence, before vomiting uncontrollably.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:16,
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That's not where I thought the sound was going to come fromshudders
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:11,
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Yeah but Chompy causes - 172,000 reputationwhereas Applebite and Amberl are only +500 each.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56,
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Geek!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57,
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Because it's not as funny?And there are no pics of it to Paintmash Chompy's face on their bodies
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57,
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Lesbians though, LESBIANS.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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"It's great, cause you'd have FOUR BREASTS!Two 'Guest Breasts,' and then two you can take away with you afterwards!"
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alright Geoff?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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obviously not enoughto not capitalise it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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Not really though, is it(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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what's the attraction to real lesbians though?they're not going to be interested in you.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:02,
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sorryI didn't realise I'd left it on
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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I assume it automatically activates whenever you see me comingas it were
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there's always a chance that they might(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:04,
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The end of 'Dodgeball' sums this up(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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I've known a few 'real' lesbiansMost of them have been dog ugly. The hot ones were bi.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:06,
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Amberl didn't mention that... *texts furiously*I think that people don't bring that up because Applebite (apparently) and Amberl are really hot and it's therefore not worth teasing you about. Chompy, on the other hand...
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I couldn't hate anyone on the basis that they'd never ridden a bikeIt would be like harbouring a grudge against anyone who'd never tried a pint of Hopback Summer Lightning.
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One of my friends never learned to ride a bikewe still mock him about it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:02,
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Ah but has he never tried a pint......of Hopback Summer Lightning?
If not, then mock away.
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I don't knowhe does drink bitter but I don't know if he's a real ale fanboy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:29,
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I'd like to be a a world famous rock bandand to have Bono and The Edge suggest they join us on stage like the Edge did with Muse at Glastonbury, then I could (in front of journalists) go "fuck off, you twats are fucking useless"
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:26,
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Would you have pre-armed the audience with rotten tomatos?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:29,
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and blunderbusses(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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I BET you have a blunderbuss by your front door(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48,
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It's an elephant gunWith a pith helmet perched on top.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:53,
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I fucking wish(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:55,
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Monty will lend you bothHe's a nice chap like that.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:57,
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I'd like to be the minister of transport, just for one day.I would change the side of the road that british people drive on just as an experiment, and I would only announce it on the BBC.
I would be the famous for killing more people in one day than Black Death.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:26,
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Thanks Al, do you want the job of taking the light bulbs out of the traffic lights?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:33,
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Only every other bulb would be removedthen people would think the lights were borked and creep past, but other people would see a green light and go hell for leather through it. Thus increasing the carnage.
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Which would not only thin out the populationbut also give you good reason to lock up, on charges of dangerous driving, all the mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging troglodytes who get their information spelt out in big, colourful letters for them by ITV News. I like it.
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I think I have the zeitgeist of this board firmly planted in my mind now.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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I'd be a puffin and Chris Packham could rub me on his groin on national TV.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:30,
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Whilst whispering "peck little one, peck"(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:32,
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While Terry Nutkin strokes himself suggestively in front of Michaela Strachan.(
chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:42,
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I'd consider becoming a kitten with a broken legso Bondi Vet could come and look after me, nuzzling me against his giant jaw.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:40,
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that's almost an excuse to post glastonbury picturessphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs182.snc4/37440_408743504700_514299700_4160097_968560_n.jpg
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without lookingI bet I can sum that picture up in one word:
dull.
Make it two words. Fucking dull.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:51,
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This is trueAlso it's of Rolf Harris, surely there was something better going on elsewhere!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:54,
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aww if I'd known that I would have lookedbut now I need to make a point of not looking because it's effectively someone else's boring holiday pictures
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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2 days in a row you've posted a pervy puffin Packam based postYou need help!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:47,
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Listen will you please stop banging on aboutChris fucking Packham!
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:54,
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Holy shit, I'm going to post that link on Chris Packam's fan pagehe'll explode with peroxide blonde undercut excitement!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:55,
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Please don'the might cut his bushes down :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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I would be famous for winning every lottery in the world all in one nightand buying Monaco.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:39,
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Monaco's shitDon't bother.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:41,
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That my friend......is a lost classic.
Edit - the comment, not the shite band.
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but if I buy Monaco I can kick everyone else out.especially Matt Bellamy, I don't want him spoiling the place with his foil hats and excessive hoarding of tinned food.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48,
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I love Matt Bellamyhe's like a little Illuminati rat.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:49,
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my hair was like that for a whilehow embarrassing
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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...have you seen MY hair?(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:59,
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I haveI share your pain/awesomeness
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:59,
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It's being henna'd tomorrow.Dark brown again. Not quite my natural colour, but more natural than ORANGE.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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let me know how it goes :)my own hair has gone two shades lighter in the sun, and people are going to think I've dyed it
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:02,
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Hopefully it'll be like it was last timewhich was a nice colour. Might be slightly more red-tinge due to my hair being lighter though.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:08,
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When did you last bleach it? If it's more than 2 weeks ago you should be alright. Wash it twice with head and shoulders first to strip as much out as you can though.I miss Henna'ing my hair now.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:11,
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Yup, about 2 and a half weeksIt's Caca Noir, used it before, really liked it.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:17,
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Oh god you're using Lush stuff? be careful, their batches are never the same(
fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:29,
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I use cloaca noir,it's made with ten whole lizards.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:43,
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I loved his hair like thatalso when it was blue black in the New Born vid. Fit.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:59,
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Yes, he was very hot OoS era.Shit started to go downhill after BHaR :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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I had my hair that colour for a whileLoved it. Can't be bothered dying my hair now though.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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I triedbut it ended up grey/green for 3 days and then went away, because I didn't bleach it first.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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I'd become famous for inventing a deviceThat allows you to give electric shocks to people through the Internet.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:42,
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If you can say 'ow' afterwardsI obviously haven't upped the power enough.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:54,
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Odd, she said she liked it on the "Could power Manhattan for a week" setting last time(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:04,
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