I have two theories about you
One is that you so want me.

The other is that, like everyone else who calls me gay, you're consumed by outrageous jealousy that my girlfriend is massively more attractive than anyone you've ever been anywhere near, and you can't work out how I pulled her.

Frankly, I think the first is more likely.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ahh, but to blow your second theory out of the water, I've seen Mrs to be Al and she's totally hot. I would.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

That brings us back to theory number one
I can't I'm surprised
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I'm surprised that you can't string a sentence together. No wait, I'm not.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Oh, I really wish I could defend myself against that
I can't even be bothered to ninja it. Am suitably embarrassed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)

spastic

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Guilty as charged
*mongs*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)