Shall I lie for light relief?
It was only a peck on his lips
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

:(
Oh god, I really am a netbike.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)

no
you're not. There was no groping, fumbling or otherwise awkward manoeuvres. So you are saved. It was just a kiss
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

A deep, passionate kiss
Where time seemed to stand still, gently harp music being played from somewhere on high, as some kind of primordial energy sparked between you and Chompy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)

You weren't even there and you could still tell that. Amazing :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Such was the Love between them
I could feel it, it was like 40 billion souls stunned into silence, before vomiting uncontrollably.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Netbike. Brilliant

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

-trills bell-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's not where I thought the sound was going to come from
shudders
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)