Work is about shirking responsibility
it's about doing as little as possible. And what you do do, make sure if it's not correct that someone else can take the fall.

In your day to day life try to subtly undermime those around you, creating an atmosphere that you're a lone do-gooder, battling against universal stupidity.

When you're asked to do something, make sure you make everybody know just how time consuming and difficult a task it is. Great techniques to master is the exasperated sigh, the head in hands, the "get angry because things are too much" and the ability to convince people that you've gone above and beyond your station.

The golden rule is to suck the arsehole out of those above you, and criticise those below you.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)