I'm going to get married as far away from Liverpool as I possibly can
to make it harder for Roota to object at the "If any persons here present know of any just cause or impediment etc." bit.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

is this a subtle proposal?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

if it is I don't know to whom it's aimed?
I'm suggesting that I'm going to marry someone other than the current g/f.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I totally misread it
I should have gone back for another look really, as it didn't seem to make sense that you'd be so blasé about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

As has been mentioned before
I did actually propose via text when I was so drunk I could barely stand about a month before I met her. She takes this as a contractual agreement and won't let me back out of it now.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Why on earth would you want to?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Thanks Larry
You're a real pal.
Please don't tell me to sod off. I couldn't take any more rejection in one day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Oh hey hon
we were just talking about you *awkwards*
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

*hiss*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

It must be heart breaking.
*hugs* Somebody loves you pet.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Yeah
Our Tigger loves me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I on the other hand am dead on the inside

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

No sense, no feeling.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I have been wronged, Larry...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You mean -
he's taken advantage of you! Gasp.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*sings Miss Otis Regrets*
He'll be sorry, Larry
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Him and all the rozzers.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Eggzackly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Do you not think a proposal of marriage
is rushing it a bit for a less than 4 month old relationship?
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

You're stoopid

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

At every wedding I attend, a baby or small child babbles at that point and everybody laughs
yet when I shout out "Because she's a SLAAAAAG!" I get ushered out of the church.

Once again it's one rule for small children and another for the rest of us...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

You should write into the Letterbocks page on the Viz

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I did once send an idea for a cartoon strip into Viz
It was called "Ghost Bastards" with the tagline "Who 'ya gonna call...a cunt"

I never heard back.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

¬_¬
*tumbleweed*
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)