My father has decided to follow the tradition
and pay for the meal for the wedding, despite my complaints (around 100€/person).

He asked how many I was inviting, and I said around 180, but probably only 100 will go, as it's far and expensive. He, half joking, half serious, said that that was a lot of people, so Mark and I have cut the list a little.

Now, I keep receiving emails and calls from my parents asking me if they can invite more people. I can't say no to them, as they're paying, but I'm going to end up in a party full of their friends, rather than mine.

Incongruences, don't you love them?

(Yes, that counts as a question)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:21, 123 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is the old trap of parents and weddings.
Apparently the ideal way to handle this is to split the guest list into thirds - one third for your guests, one for your husband-to-be's guests and one third for your parents' intended guests.

(We ignored this, decided to pay for our own, and will not be inviting any of my or Captain V's da's family. We did concede to have some of our parents' friends at the evening bit though.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

my parents' and the mrs' parents' friends can fuck off
unless they are rich
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

My, how nicely you apostrophise.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

it took a while
once I'd started I couldn't stop
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

the first and third aren't needed
shurely?
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

it is
the friends of my parents and the friends of the parents of my mrs.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

ah yes
my lazy mind hadn't seen the 'friends' which answered my question: Where's the possessiveness?

Of course this means I thought you were saying that your parents and your future in-laws could f*** off.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

naa, they're alright :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Bloody are, heathen.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

More guests= more presents.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Which is good enough if they follow The Rules -
Present equal to or exceeds value of refreshments provided.
And exchange receipts are in the box.

Weddings are shite.
Run away with me Abs - let me take you away from all this.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

That's another way of looking at it
I know they'll give me good cash each of them, that's why I'm not complaining too much. But we're back to the original list.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Why do people sell their souls for a flashy wedding?
Is it a way of making sure thay can't get divorced until its all payed for. Or, if parents are paying, a way for them to make sarcastic comments when you are divorced.

I really hope you have a loving, long lasting marriage, but the wedding can go fuck itself.

Is that an incongruancy?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Here chickky, chick, chick.
*edit* I see you found your missing 'n'.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Ninja'd yer Larry.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Ninja'd?
Three toed sloth would have had you if you'd been any slower.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I don't want a flashy wedding
I'm happy with a few friends, but Mark has A LOT of friends, so it didn't seem fair.

I've told my parents I don't want any fancy food. Paella or some kind of rice, something filling and cheap, that'll do.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

a big fucking paella is a great idea

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Probably what it was invented for.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Exactly
They're offering me lord wellington and cheddar, FFS!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

lord wellington?
surely he's rather decayed by now
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Probably Beef, but who knows with these forrins.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Yes, beef
It sounds very posh and exotic in Tenerife, but I can't bring 100 Englishman/British to Spain and offer them Lord Wellington beef and cheddar, can I?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

trying to cook beef wellington for that many would be a shame
it's supposed to be made with fillet, and that wouldn't be done justice en masse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I have no idea how they'd cook it
But again, I don't want to offer the British some British food. The woman in the hotel got quite upset that I didn't agree with her that it was the best meal for the guiris, and said it had always been a success between your type of people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Go with the paella, Bad Beef Wellington would be like.... just bad, that's all.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Guiris say no to bad beef Wellington.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

^This
I am sick of some non-descript chicken meal. I'm also a bit sick of weddings full-stop (damn being at "that age" where all your mates/cousins marry).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

we've having roasted meat at mine
pig, cow and possibly turkey. in a bun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

And I'm going to the St Keverne ox roast in a few weeks. Jealous?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

I've never had ox
so yes, I am.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

It's not really ox - it's the best roast beef you've ever had.
Get yer gums round that.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

mmmmm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Yum! That sounds damn fine.

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Mmmmm
That sounds great.

I think I'm going to go for a buffet thing, with different dishes so everyone can choose.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Surely - and this is just my opinion - your wedding is supposed to exactly how you want it, and everyone else should respect that?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Yes, you're right
But my parents are organizing everything for me, so I don't really feel like contradicting them.

I have enough impossing the place, in the south of the island, as they want to make it in the capital, 100m from their home. No way, it'll be cold and rainy in January there, and the south will be sunny and lovely.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I have a feeling Dad could be persuaded to settle for paella for everyone.
Properly done of course. You just have to persuade him to give his daughter the wedding she wants, not the one he thinks his relatives expect.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I think we're going to go for a buffet
which will include paella, but there'll be other things as well, as some spaniards might find it a bit cheap and common.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Buffets are good. Casual, fun, relaxed - these are all good too.
s S
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I think so
We just have to make sure that the hotel organizes it properly so there aren't massive queues to get food.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Even if you're not paying
it's your wedding and your big day, not theirs. Put your foot down, politely but firmly.
(berk, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

bollocks
it's your wedding. it's who you want, and no-one else.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Elope.
Then tell them later, to REALLY piss them off.

Edit. Shirley a bit pricey for a meal, works out at 83 quid.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

It includes
all drinks, music, cake, decoration and flowers, so not too bad.

You can have fireworks for another 600€
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

You could have a punch up for 400Euros
If you pay my air fare.

It is traditional british wedding behaviour.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I'm going to get married as far away from Liverpool as I possibly can
to make it harder for Roota to object at the "If any persons here present know of any just cause or impediment etc." bit.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

is this a subtle proposal?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

if it is I don't know to whom it's aimed?
I'm suggesting that I'm going to marry someone other than the current g/f.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I totally misread it
I should have gone back for another look really, as it didn't seem to make sense that you'd be so blasé about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

As has been mentioned before
I did actually propose via text when I was so drunk I could barely stand about a month before I met her. She takes this as a contractual agreement and won't let me back out of it now.
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Why on earth would you want to?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Thanks Larry
You're a real pal.
Please don't tell me to sod off. I couldn't take any more rejection in one day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Oh hey hon
we were just talking about you *awkwards*
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

*hiss*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

It must be heart breaking.
*hugs* Somebody loves you pet.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Yeah
Our Tigger loves me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I on the other hand am dead on the inside

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

No sense, no feeling.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I have been wronged, Larry...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You mean -
he's taken advantage of you! Gasp.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

*sings Miss Otis Regrets*
He'll be sorry, Larry
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Him and all the rozzers.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Eggzackly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Do you not think a proposal of marriage
is rushing it a bit for a less than 4 month old relationship?
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

You're stoopid

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

At every wedding I attend, a baby or small child babbles at that point and everybody laughs
yet when I shout out "Because she's a SLAAAAAG!" I get ushered out of the church.

Once again it's one rule for small children and another for the rest of us...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

You should write into the Letterbocks page on the Viz

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I did once send an idea for a cartoon strip into Viz
It was called "Ghost Bastards" with the tagline "Who 'ya gonna call...a cunt"

I never heard back.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

¬_¬
*tumbleweed*
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I'm not getting married any time soon
Well, can you blame her?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Very sensible of her to insist on twelve months clear tests.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

a few years after that to give him time to come out

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Have you asked?
I wouldn't wait much, you two want to look lovely in the pictures, and she might find someone else.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Yep
soon enough she'll be saying, "You had three good years. Can't be mad at me. If you liked it then you should have put a ring on it. Wuh-uh-oh. Oh-oh-oooooh-oh-oh."
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

And he'll become Sauron!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

8 years 4 months and 28 days
ACTUALLY
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

"WUUUH - UH - OH. OH OH OOOOOOOH OH OH"
*throws shapes*
( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

WOW!
What are you waiting for, you lazy?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Mr Right

(PsychoChomp, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Hahaha
I've got him, so Darth will have to stay with the girl...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

So sharp. Clicky.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

It's not a matter of being lazy
I wasn't aware that there was a time limit on a relationship at which point it either evolves into marriage or ends. You haven't met Ms Foxtrot. She, and all of her sisters, are resolutely commitment-phobic and anti-marriage. She regards the institution as outmoded and unnecessary and doesn't see the point in spunking £10K on one day when we could spend it going round the world. And in many respects she's absolutely goddamn right, it's only romantic sentiment that makes me want to get married. I have no problem with the prospect of asking her, but a) we can't afford a wedding right now and b) I don't think she'd say yes.

And again, can you blame her?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

You don't need anything big
You can take her to Vegas, spend the £10K travelling around America, and get married there, for example.

But if she doesn't like it, she doesn't like it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Seriously, Abby
You've seen my Facebook, you know a bit about what I'm like, surely you can understand her point of view?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

No, I can't
But everybody is different, so if you say she's like that, I'll believe you. I'd be happy if you took me to Vegas and marry me on the spot!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

She's very right. Even more reason to get in now before she catches wedding fever.
Next time you plan a holiday just add getting married the day before.
When you get back, have a party. Saving about £9500 from your horror budget.
Or you could do it the traditional way - wait until she's preggers and get married in a rush.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Preggers?! Jesus
There's more chance of me getting Aberracion, Kitty, Applebite, Amberl, Lampito, Chickenlady, BGB, Tourette's, Rosalicious, Kristine, Rachelswipe, Berk and PsychoChomp pregnant, all at exactly the same time, right down to the simultaneous second when the sperm enters the egg, without leaving my desk, in the next five seconds, than there is of Ms Foxtrot letting me impregnate her and carrying it to term.

And can you blame her?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Stop making excuses.
Faint heart ne'er fucked fine lady.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I fail to see how "my girlfriend doesn't want children"
equates to "I'm afraid to shag her"

I'll shag her as soon as I find a stepladder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You know the saying is
Faint heart ne'er won fair lady.
So win her Darth. Make her want to get married.

Then turn her down for pissing about so long.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

That's great
I think I love you too!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

And how is someone like me supposed to WIN someone like her?
I spend almost all of my non-working time trying my arse off to keep her interested in someone like me and making sure she's happy. It means I'm permanently exhausted but enormously content with my lot. I think that to hope for more might require some kind of genie-filled lamp
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Why am I not on the Duff List!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Saving the best for last.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

More to the point how did you get hold of my To Do List!?

( djtrialprice, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Sorry babe
Knew I'd forgotten someone. Missed Poppet too. Shocking stuff
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Rosalicious is 15
you filthy fucking pervert
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I hardly think that's the salient issue here
Other problems include the facts that Chompy is apparently a boy, Chickenlady, Roota and Tourettes have partners who have just been made privy to my intention to fill them with manfat and that NONE OF THE ABOVE would let my penis within 3 miles of them without having handy access to a blowtorch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I think it is definitely the salient issue here
paedophilia is a far more serious issue than banging a bloke, or trying to incite adultery.

you deviant.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Tell you what mate, prove Rosalicious is 15 and I'll let you off
without calling you a beardy twat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

The idea that she might find someone else occurs to me daily
especially since I'm painfully aware that she's far too good for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Well, then, I don't know why you haven't done it yet, eh? Why?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Grow a pair, lad.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

^
Do it!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

In a tutu.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

See above
Although if everyone I've ever met will sponsor me a tenner to propose in a tutu I would, cos then we'd have enough to pay for the wedding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Good luck with that. There's still some on here not
put there fivers in here yet
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

After all your shenanigans yesterday.............
you're not even gay! I would say I'm dissapointed but don't want that to be misconstrued and inherit the bumder crown!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

He's just a tease Bobby. Don't be too disappointed.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

We can only have one gay in the village
And its Darth at the moment.

If you hang around, I expect your time will come.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You inadvertantly make a good point
How come there aren't any ACTUAL gay men on OT?

(I'm assuming that, despite my assertions to the contrary, Bobby's not gay)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

There are. They just don't make a song and dance about it.
Hands up any B3tans who are genuinely homophobic.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

There you go - no replies.
No one gives a toss (except, well,-obviously) who's really gay.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I don't know how to answer the question.
I am indifferent to other people's sexuality. I do get annoyed with anyone who goes around shouting look at me, look at me, whatever they are propounding. Eco warriors can fuck off. Camp queens can fuck off. Wheel screaming chavs in the tacky motors can fuck off.

I'm sure there are more, but I hope you get the picture.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

What would you like to shout about, Mr B?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

In real life, I don't shout.
I tend to try and stay calm in all matters.

But, If you're asking.... I'M A FUCKING BRILLIANT ENGINEER, DON'T QUESTION MY DECISIONS.

I feel better now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Not quite what I meant
I didn't mean to imply that the hounding scares gay men off or anything, just expressing my surprise that I'm not aware of any actual gay men who frequent Off Topic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

If you'd paid slightly more attention to the text above my photos instead of cracking one out over them
you'd have realised that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I didn't assume you were gay
you assumed I assumed you were gay by my request for you to suck my balls. When merely I had just watched too much Southpark. Nevermind eh. Anyway I am off home now to wrap spandex around my love wand.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I think you will fit in well here
and by here I don't mean my rectum

or mouth

or any other orifice for that matter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That's how presents work
Will you invite us to the wedding?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

After all this hassle?
EDIT: Also, Ms Foxtrot does not want to hear on her wedding day "You do know he's a bumder, don't you?" a hundred fucking times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)