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Do it!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:03, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In a tutu.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

See above
Although if everyone I've ever met will sponsor me a tenner to propose in a tutu I would, cos then we'd have enough to pay for the wedding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Good luck with that. There's still some on here not
put there fivers in here yet
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

After all your shenanigans yesterday.............
you're not even gay! I would say I'm dissapointed but don't want that to be misconstrued and inherit the bumder crown!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

He's just a tease Bobby. Don't be too disappointed.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

We can only have one gay in the village
And its Darth at the moment.

If you hang around, I expect your time will come.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

You inadvertantly make a good point
How come there aren't any ACTUAL gay men on OT?

(I'm assuming that, despite my assertions to the contrary, Bobby's not gay)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

There are. They just don't make a song and dance about it.
Hands up any B3tans who are genuinely homophobic.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

There you go - no replies.
No one gives a toss (except, well,-obviously) who's really gay.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I don't know how to answer the question.
I am indifferent to other people's sexuality. I do get annoyed with anyone who goes around shouting look at me, look at me, whatever they are propounding. Eco warriors can fuck off. Camp queens can fuck off. Wheel screaming chavs in the tacky motors can fuck off.

I'm sure there are more, but I hope you get the picture.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

What would you like to shout about, Mr B?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

In real life, I don't shout.
I tend to try and stay calm in all matters.

But, If you're asking.... I'M A FUCKING BRILLIANT ENGINEER, DON'T QUESTION MY DECISIONS.

I feel better now.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Not quite what I meant
I didn't mean to imply that the hounding scares gay men off or anything, just expressing my surprise that I'm not aware of any actual gay men who frequent Off Topic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

If you'd paid slightly more attention to the text above my photos instead of cracking one out over them
you'd have realised that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I didn't assume you were gay
you assumed I assumed you were gay by my request for you to suck my balls. When merely I had just watched too much Southpark. Nevermind eh. Anyway I am off home now to wrap spandex around my love wand.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I think you will fit in well here
and by here I don't mean my rectum

or mouth

or any other orifice for that matter
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That's how presents work
Will you invite us to the wedding?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

After all this hassle?
EDIT: Also, Ms Foxtrot does not want to hear on her wedding day "You do know he's a bumder, don't you?" a hundred fucking times
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)