I fail to see how "my girlfriend doesn't want children"
equates to "I'm afraid to shag her"

I'll shag her as soon as I find a stepladder
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:24, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You know the saying is
Faint heart ne'er won fair lady.
So win her Darth. Make her want to get married.

Then turn her down for pissing about so long.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

That's great
I think I love you too!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

And how is someone like me supposed to WIN someone like her?
I spend almost all of my non-working time trying my arse off to keep her interested in someone like me and making sure she's happy. It means I'm permanently exhausted but enormously content with my lot. I think that to hope for more might require some kind of genie-filled lamp
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)