Help me B3ta
I am currently trapped in my car. the M25 is at a standstill, so I exit onto the M3 only to find the southbound sliproad's backed up because that road's fucked too. So I go northbound to nip through the outskirts of Town in an attempt to pick up the A3. traffic jam. So I sit in that for half an hour until I can find a side road to go down. I get a little way down that and hit another jam. I turn around and, although I'm now headed directly away from the previously jammed roads, I'm now stuck in a fucking fifth fucking traffic jam.

I finished work at 6 and I'm getting increasingly hungry. I meed distracting.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 19:56, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You moving yet?
traf cams show 14 mph on M25, not improving before 21:00
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:25, Reply)

slowly
this is properly turdbox. hope is in ight, however.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Latest shows traffic clearing quicker than expected M25/M4.
NO problems now on A3 - unless you know better.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Just this minute
got in through the front door, after a five minute diversion to pick up beers whilst in possession of the sweatiest back known to Man.

Properly, properly awful.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 21:02, Reply)