I love mine immensely
She's 7 years older than me, getting married next month, and I'm dragging the girlfriend along to meet all my family for the first time. Looking forward to it.

Oh and she's a b3tan who's had TWO front pages!
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:35, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Via electronic communication, I find her to be proper boss
Please don't let me get drunk at the wedding.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

My god
this is going to be fun. You, me and my dad: all raging alcoholics, all fighting the urge to get pissed and cause a scene.
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

It won't be fun if I get in the mix
You and your dad are kin, so you can get as pissed as you like. I will handle it with grace and charm.
I, on the other hand must have no more than a bottle over the WHOLE day and evening. And it must be spaced very spacily.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

you get as pissed as you like, darling
all anyone will remember is that it was DJTP who brought you...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:48, Reply)

Good thinking
Cheers kid
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 23:59, Reply)

I think you'll find that's three, fuckface
Is it very sad I had to go back and check that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 22:47, Reply)