I have a younger brother and an older sister.
My sister is great and we get on really well, always have done, which is nice. My brother, while lovely, does have some 'issues', mainly the borrowing of money from my parents and never returning it and also he now has a job which means he gets to carry around a knife/saw on his belt - this disturbs me in a vivid technicolor of ways.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:19, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hey you
still dead?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Uuuuurrrrrggggnnnnnnhhhhh
*swats at flies*

Nope.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

You should see a doctor about that flatulence

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:30, Reply)

That's not flatulence
Parp - that's flatulence.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Dear god, open a window, woman!

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

But I'm on the 8th floor
my window doesn't open!

*sticks head under jumper*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I'd light a match
But I don't think I trust the look of that fire escape
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

The disappointing b-side by 'The Rock Steady Crew'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Heh. Needs more electric boogaloo.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

It's a nice try,
but we all know Tightly is operating your mummified corpse with a system of strings and pulleys.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Nah
I'm still alive. He wouldn't kill me, he needs me to cook him bolognaise and do his washing.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Is it wrong I am imagining a
musical version of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? With additional scene: TJ shows leatherface how to deal with those nasty bloodstains with common household products!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

You are more than welcome to imagine what you like! :)
My bro told me that he is chopping down trees for the Forestry Commission but I'm not so sure...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Flimmers!!!
Howdy
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Alright mrs!
How goes it?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

It goes alrighty all things considered
We need a catch-up soon.
How's your tings?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Jolly good maaaaa'm
You're right we do need a catch-up, I think the last time I saw you was in April... is that right!? That's loco! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It is too loco
Next time I'm down we should have a sip
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Yes yes yes!
Oh that's right, the last time I saw you was at your brief stop-over at the pub - that was yonks ago!! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 13 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)