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Eldest Brother - Was famous in school for dangling someone over a bannister because he'd smacked someone and stolen their seats
Eldest Sister - Once saved eldest brother from a kicking by headbutting one lad, kneeing one in the nuts, and hitting another with her (massive) handbag
2nd Eldest Sister - Mentioned above. Once wrote an essay on her OU course after reading one book, got a 1st
2nd Eldest Brother - Bit of a waster, managed to grow up, and stopped bringing fat girls home. Once saved me from a serious kicking by taking most of it himself.
Step Brother - Was lazy, now finished Uni, has a wicked sense of humour.
3rd Eldest Brother - Spent months convincing his hugely shy girlfriend to give him a blowjob, as she'd never done it before. One drunken night she concedes, and not long after starting looks up to see him fast asleep. This then happened again 2 weeks later.
Me - Well, I'm just shit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:47, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

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( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)