^ this is perfectly true
I for one am, to paraphrase the Howlin' Wolf classic, a little over "two hundred pounds of heavenly joy," but it's stretched over some 6'2" so I don't look like a manatee just yet.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:44, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*makes the horizontal hand wiggle*
mmmmmm
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Ha Ha! *Points* FATTY FATTY FAT FAT, FATTY FATTY FAT FAT!
I'm just jealous (i'm a 5'9 short arse)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Pfff
Who told you that? Did he mention you look like a walrus?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU
I'm clean shaven, as you well know.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Me too

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

you fat cunts

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:58, Reply)

You beardy twat

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

;-)
I was just enjoying the novelty of it all, having recently sunk below the 13.5 stone mark for the first time in many many many years.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

shut up Auschwitz-boy

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)