"You going down the town neebs?"
"Aye, that's me aff the noo"

*misses home* :(
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Please no...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I'm going to make you move to Scotland!
You're going to live in a padded cell in Stratheden.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I will be in a padded cell if you make me go to Scotland
It's TOO FAR from ANYTHING.
And it pisses down all the time.
Just fuck off right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

The fact that it's too far from anything
I see as an advantage.

(BTW, Stratheden is close to where a mate of mine lives. But he's not a mental).
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Scotland is brilliant, you fool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

For a holiday, maybe

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Pros and cons of Scotland:
Pros - excellent scenery; relatively underpopulated; fresh air; clean water; mostly nice people; low cost of living

Cons - the weather's not the best; traditional food will give you heart disease; it costs more to fly to Europe because it's further away; some of the central belt is a right shitehole.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I can't.
I just can't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Now Roota
Who is your very best friend. I'm gonna help you mend. By roping you up, throwing you in a car and making you live in Fife/Lothian. Probably Lothian. It has stuff. Comedians and bands come to Edinburgh. And there's looooooads of English people there. It'll be just like home.
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

rope :D
But seriously.
I need to be able to see my people and not be in a foreign country.
Oh Jesus this is going to be like when you sold the South to me all over again.
You're never satisfied.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

You're right there

I live in the central belt and parts of it is a shithole.
(Hooty ....away and shite!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

greetings n00b
I used to live in Fa'kirk *shudder*
( djtrialprice, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Could have been worse
It might have been Skinflats.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I'm only a few miles from Skinflats
(Hooty ....away and shite!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I live in Falkirk

It's not that bad.
(Hooty ....away and shite!!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)