Thy will be done
(up the arse)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:56, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't remember the parenthesised bit being in there
Though I can imagine my Evangelist-masquerading-as-C-of-E primary school probably censored it for all traces of BUMDERISM.

(They certainly didn't teach us to cry and masturbate as we recited it...)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

What's the
'thing with the eyebrows'?
(berk, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Oh, I have very mobile eyebrows
I can waggle them independently, a bit like the freaky kids in those Cadbury's adverts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Our Bumder
Who art into Anal
Hallowed be thy Bum
Thy Kingdom bum
Thy will be bummed*
On earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bumming
And forgive us our heterosexual sexual incounters
As we forgive those who are straight around us
And lead us not into straightness
But deliver us from AIDS.
Ilike-men.



*I know it's "will" as a noun, not as an auxilliary verb. Work with me, here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)