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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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relax do the missus over the kitchen island
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Wish my kitchen was big enough for an island
It'd make kitchen sex more classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)
mine kind of had one
but it was shit, so I bashed it up with a sledgehammer
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
and what happened to the kitchen island?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)
it went to the dump in pieces

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Sounds like me earlier.
Oh, THE dump...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)
there's a 'Frigidaire' in my kitchen
Fortunately I forget this when I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Does it make your nips poke out?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Mine are like Jelly Tots anyway
I think I'm not supposed to say things like this anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)
what flavour?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Erm the pink ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)
You missed my shit pun
Or you didn't, and are glossing over it in order to save me humiliation.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Did you mean 'frigid air'?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)
Bingo
Oh God, did you think I was just flat-out asking about your nips? What do you take me for?!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)
But that IS the pun with Frigidaire fridges you mong!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I was making that pun to start with!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)
No son
The manufacturers made it about a gazillion years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
are you having trouble accepting that he is being quite as slow as he seems?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Evidently

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)
I understand that
Oh nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)
I'm guessing nips
As in nips of whisky.

Unless you keep Japanese people in your fridge?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

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