YOU'VE GONE SOFT
If anything, you should bite the fingers wielding the pen or executing the erroneous keystrokes. It's the only way the bitch will learn.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:51, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

it's a small price to pay for her otherwise all-round awesomeness

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

IT'S THE THIN END OF THE WEDGE
Soon she'll start writing emails in "text speak" and then it's a short tumble down that slippery slope before she's a morbidly obese, tracksuit-clad, Elizabeth Duke-festooned Australopithecus with her hair scraped back into a bun to better reveal the forehead that keeps the rain off her toes as she cackles and grunts through a maw of grimy gold teeth that have become adept at biting the lids off bottles of blue WKD.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I'm fairly sure that won't happen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I hope for your sake it doesn't.
Just keep an eye out for when she starts "loosing" it, and don't say I didn't warn* you...

*_{Wildly extrapolate and grossly exaggerate}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)