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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like my job!I inspect breasts at airport security to check for implants so they don't explode when they go up in the plane. All hot females legally have to get them out jiggle about a bit and let me give them a good squeeze. Any complaints and I get to shout "NINE ELEVEN!" at them until they get them out.
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Peej, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:09,
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can you inspect them by motorboating?if so please may I have an application form?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:13,
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Job is at Heathrow airportso just go to Newquay airport in Cornwall and join the queue.
Ba-dum-tish
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Peej, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:20,
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