You seem so bitter that I've taken any sort of attention away from you :)

Have you ever had any mental health issues? I haven't.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not that I'm aware of
I'm not bitter DG, it's just that you've started to rise to it now, and that gives me massive erections in my underpants.

Nothing personal, like.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

ah fair enough then :) But since we're playing
I think your problems stem from a misdiagnosis of Autism. You've probably got a face like a pube covered trophy and a carry sketch pad of ascetically correct city skylines drawn from memory in a dayglow backpack.

Also you'll only eat spaghetti hoops or otherwise you'll get all punchy when your carer is giving you your bath and drink all of the Matey Bubble Bath with misunderstood salty eyed rage.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

See, this is what I was after
People seem to be more creative when they're reacting against something, your post was at least vaguely entertaining this time.

4/10 Would antagonise again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

The Smilie Face Of I'm Joking (tm)
Sad Times, Deegee, Sad Sad Times.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

hush up you no show (i'm still angry with you about wednesday)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

=((((((
Should be there on sat if it helps.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

NOPE. gonzo....son, i am disappoint.
I had to sit there looking at Sexface ALL night. felt right sick I did. You owe me a pocket rustle.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I'll give you a flash of moob and a pint of milk from it, fair's fair after all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 18:03, Reply)

It's internet Red Cross
you can't attack somebody when they put a smiley in their post, it's just not cricket
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)