It would be.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Fine, take her side!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

It's vile shreddings of cabbage covered in slimey goo. What's to like?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

There's also carrot!
and mayonnaisey yumminess and sometimes, if you're good, grated cheese!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

It's still wrong, although you're swaying me with the grated cheese.
It's not really mayonnaise is it? It tastes odd on cabbage
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I think it is, it's mayonnaisey type stuff with cream in it
I shall investigate. To the Delia Online Library!

EDIT: Aye, it's a combination of mustard, mayonnaise and lemon juice. Also known as AWESOME NOMS
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Voms

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

that's what your mum said when you were born

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Gasps. I'm shocked and appalled that you'd be so mean to me

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)