Oh well, I'm not going anyway

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

but that'll massively affect the ugly quotient Becky!
You have to come!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

It's going to be a bit of a wiener fest
But I did hear a rumour that the largest female genitals in the world could be making an appearence.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Oh I haven't seen her in ages. I might come. But I probably wont

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I have rounded up some good'uns to take the sting out of having to spend time with the rest of 'em.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

You cheeky cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Sorry Monty
But that's what the kids are calling you these days.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

'W*IE*ner Fest' or 'Gigantominge'?

*Corrected
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I'd like to feast on your weiner etc etc etc

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Christ woman, don't you know when to stop?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

She's not stopping until she's broken
your record for most male b3tans shagged.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Bitch

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I never stop.
And Monty knows I don't fancy him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I was kidding, I forgot the ,)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Oh I see :D
But yeah, I know I'm doing a Chompy with the "OH I DON'T FANCY HIM", but I do adore Monty. I want him as a kindly uncle who'll get me fucked every so often, feed me hot meat and laugh when I abuse weak wristed members of this board.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)

You want him to get you fucked
and feed you his hot meat, but you don't fancy him?
( Kroney, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Oi
see below
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

*runs to the fucking hills*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

That just made me think of Al,
horrifically drunk, singing that. Before he threw up in the street and fell face first into a wall.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Haaaaaaa, wish I'd seen that.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

The falling over bit?
This was your bash bbz!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Yeah, but I left at a more sensible hour to go see a man about a dog

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

It was fun, though, thank you for hosting it

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Auf Deutsch
the second letter in 'ie' or 'ei' is pronounced. Thus 'wiener' (veener) is spelled i before e.

And the latter term, to answer your second question.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)