Why do they need to give each other presents anyway?
Perhaps they could give each other written promises like tawatty couples do "This promise is good for 1 regiment in Afghanistan" or "This promise is good for 1 oil spill clean up"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

because they're not allowed to suck each other off like normal people.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Thanks for that mental image
now if you could just pass the memory eraser...that's right, the revolver
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

That
would make Christmas and birthdays really messy and awkward.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)