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What's the diet for a spare fucking tyre?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:47,
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KWIK Fit DietGet four men round your place with hefty tools, ask them to fuck your shit up good and proper
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:50,
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honestlyyou make it sound like you're the size of a house. You don't need to diet.
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djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:56,
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Just one more mouthfulYou'll grow into that size 16 dress I bought you soon enough, muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-.
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djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:59,
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But I thought that was low in calories?SORRY!!
/Carry On Roota
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:01,
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