How is "Do you want kids?"'s answer
N/A

How?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:29, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ah, no, "N/A" was the response to "If so, why did you have kids?"
Although, to answer your question, I guess I could answer "N/A" if I'd caught my John Thomas in the lawnmower last weekend.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Yes
I was thinking of some horrific story, something like that. Or like that guy who went to the doctor to be cured of his fimosis and had a vasectomy done by mistake.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Ah, well fear not.
My genitalia are in perfect working order.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I feel so relieved
I'm going to have a cup of tea to celebrate.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

HOORAY FOR MY BALLS!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

It's a pity I don't have a biscuit
to acompany the tea. It's not the same without the biscuit, is it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

It is not.
If it would help to make the celebration tea more complete, I could teabag you.

Edit: But then you also take your tea without milk, which I'm still struggling to come to terms with...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

I can't believe you remember that
you are so sweet.

Apart from the teabagging thing, of course. Unless you want some milk poured too?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Yes please.
Milk me like a Friesian.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)