I don't really like kids...
...but I have two stepsons whom I have grown extremely attached to, despite the fact that they can be smelly, obnoxious and noisy at times. The good times more than outweigh the bad.

It just appears in my underwear drawer. I think it's best not to delve too deeply into how it gets there.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You should probably stop wearing chickenlady's knickers...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

They do pinch a little
But they make me feel all pretty.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

But I don't think they're designed to cope
with your elephantine wang
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

This wang business is getting quite out of hand you know.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

That's what SHE said

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Certainly more than one hand anyway

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

see if you can trade in your meme of being well endowed
with Darth Foxtrot's meme of being gay, Vipros' meme of being smug, althegeordie's meme of being fat or PsychoChomp's meme of being a rapist.
There are a lot worse things to be known for.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

It's not his fault; perhaps we should just (six-)pack it in...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Or maybe he could offer it as a timeshare
Big Wang of the Week
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)