I let mr vitamin c deal with that
I was too busy drugging myself into a stupor to wipe out the pain of pushing a 9lb baby out of me.
( ascorbate, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Ouch
Caesareans are the way of the future
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

aesae rustac
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I'm not so sure about that
a slash across my abdomen doesn't sound a huge amount more fun than a scalpel taken to my labia. I think being male and not having to go through childbirth sounds more fun actually.
( ascorbate, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Not into watersports, then?
_Sorry...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I was jealous back when it happened
I'm not so fussed now. My ex and my sister both had caesareans, it's not as bad as you might think
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)

my roommate had surgery which was the equivalent to caesarean, she couldn't walk properly for a week she was in so much pain, off work for 4 weeks and that was going back early
the scar still bothers her, if it's pushed on it aches
I reckon she's the female version of harry potter
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

yeah but American surgeons are shit
I mean, just look at Scrubs, that black guy shouldn't even be allowed IN the hospital
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Scrubs? Do you think I watch that shit?
No. I don't.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

you should, it's really funny
I like the Janitor, he's my role model
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I read about one woman whose scar didn't heal properly
and her intestines effectively fell out a few weeks after the birth. So it can be dreadful. then again, a friend who had one said it was fine, as she was given some impressive drugs to alleviate the pain.
( ascorbate, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)