I'm so proud
He starts at playschool on Monday
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Try not to cry
As you park him in the sandpit.
He'll be happy there.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Not quite a haiku.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Poor Chickenlady :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

She would approve if she were here

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Oh man
You used the subjunctive.
You went up in my estimation.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

See?
We're meant to be together, Lamps
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

:(
I don't trust you as far as I could throw you. I'm starting to think I should apply this to everyone.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I'm a cunt
you can always trust me to be a cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Maybe if we shift the 'as' up to the top line?
I like that, when confronted with the image of Bert taking a steaming turd, possibly wrapped in a nappy and a tiny little t-shirt, and depositing it with the confused staff of a playschool, your first thought was "That almost scans like a haiku."
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

It's the way my minds work,
and the bloody way you phrased it.

Next time, triolet.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Have you set me this task because it will be a challenge
Or because of the resemblance between 'triolet' and 'toilet'?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

It was the first form that came into my head
possibly as I read a story recently where one of the characters WAS a triolet.

Get your mind out of the gutter. It wouldn't hurt you to act like a decent member of society for one day, would it? yes, I said member.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Now that really would be a challenge
Though, to be honest, if you hadn't pointed out that you'd said 'member,' I wouldn't be giggling about it right now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)