Tie a yellow ribbon round the ... oh I say ...

Looks like somebody got confused between "old oak tree" and "shrivelled flesh-twig". Mild confusion being
the least of their problems ... www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-10715115

I saw this a couple of days ago, and since nobody on here's mentioned it at all, I wondered.

Is this is work of a b3tan, and if so, which one?

AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND PROPER WOULD ANYBODY DO THIS?

*calms down*

Alternatively, anyone having chipolatas for lunch?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A MATURE AND AMUSING THING TO DO
(Possibly not mature or amusing in the slightest)

And no, cheese sandwiches.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Because there are still isolated villages without webcams and the knowledge of ChatRoulette, and so wide-scale cockpic distribution has to be accomplished by the old fashioned, time-tested method of stapling photos of your tadger to everything in sight.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)