I'll often come up fast on the nearside of them
pull right across behind them into the outside, give them a flash of the lights as I cross behind them, then pull right back over onto the inside again. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Most of them time, though, I'll just undertake. Or pull alongside and glare at them through their passenger-side window.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So, quite the aggressive driver then?
If someone drives up behind me flashing their lights, I slow down by about 2 mph for every flash. There's no need for it.

But then I don't hog lanes, I always move over.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I can be, yeah
only in retaliation to total stupidity, however. I won't charge up behind somebody in the outside lane flashing my lights and hanging off their bumper or anything. I'll give them space and plenty of time to move over. If they refuse to, and it's easy to see when somebody looks in their rear view mirror to see I'm there, then they've started being a cock first.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

I hate that when you're in the fast lane
and you're going as fast as the traffic in front will let you but an angry BMW driver comes up behind and starts driving right up your arse before getting all stroppy and undertaking, it's so infuriating.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Yeah, that is prickish
Where does he expect you to go?

I run into a lot of that on country roads. Somebody slow in front of me, no room to overtake and some buttmonkey of a white van man trying to drive straight up my exhaust.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

This!
It's usually a BMW or Audi driver, the complete cock-munches.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

you should do that thing where you see how many laps you can do of their car
before they start swearing at you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I do that, if the traffic's light
My max has been three though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I try to piroutte when I come
so I get white streaks on all of my furniture, so it looks like it's going really fast like in cartoons
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)