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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Why?
Are you a fat bastard?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:35,
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16 years ago)
Not any more, thanks to all the fucking jogging
But I have a lot of 34" waist jeans that I can't yet afford to replace. That's what belts are for
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:38,
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well then stop being a dick
I'm a 32" waist, you 32yo waste
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:40,
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So I'm right about my stuff not fitting you, in short
Also, whilst that was a very clever bit of wordplay, it won't be accurate for another 41 days, THICKO
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:43,
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fuck you, old timer
your nana wants her trousers back
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:44,
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MY NANA'S DEAD, YOU HORRIBLE CUNT
BOTH OF THEM
Hence, the trousers are mine now
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:46,
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Oh man, you called a 31 year old 32 years old, TOOOOLD.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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