It's pretty much the only reason I go to bashes

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Deviant

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I blame the daiquiri
On the plus side I didn't punch anyone in the face
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

That is very very true
A bit of affectionate boob-squishing or face violence?
*adjusts bosom*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

You had a 3-way boobsquish with badger and lusty?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Like I said
Awesome.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Unlike your FACE!
YES!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I haven't missed you at all

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Firstly, she grabbed them
and not realising that this was the standard greeting of meles grammaticus, I was a little alarmed.
Later, after I had grown accustomed, I did indeed enjoy recreating The Three Graces With Boobs with aforementioned ladies.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

She grabs boobs all the time
I distinctly remember her looking a little sad when I got a Clendrix 'n' Lusty squishy booby hug.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

I remember you looking sad when I grabbed your boobs
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I don't have boobs
I remember you looking stunned when you saw my balls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Well I didn't know they could be so small

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

We were up north
It's colder there. Plus they were trying to retreat from your hungry gaze.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Yeah because I want you so bad

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'm glad you can admit it
But please, this is not appropriate.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Well neither is hiding my love for you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 26 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)